DANGEROUS COASTAL SEX MIX
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1. CAN - YOO DO RIGHT.
Yoo Do Right on the Beach. Yoo Do Yoo Right on the Beach. Yoo Do Me Right on the Beach. Me Do Yoo Do Me Right on the Beach.
2. WIRE - SAND IN MY JOINTS.
“Damn, girl! Didn’t you bring no blanket?!”
3. SONGS OHIA - OCEAN’S NERVES.
Your moaning is making the ocean nervous.
4. MORT GARSON - ODE TO AN AFRICAN VIOLET.
VIOLET = VAGINA. Having sex in Africa is daaaangerous. AIDS.
5. FAD GADGET - COITUS INTERUPTUS.
Baaaaad Idea.
6. WITCHCRAFT - YOU BURY YOUR HEAD.
You’ve got two options. The sand, or my crotch. I prefer my crotch.
7. THE BOREDOMS - SUPER COMING.
“I’m super coming!” This is a phrase that should catch on.
8. MAHJONGG - RISE RICE.
INSERT EUPHEMISM HERE.
9. TONES ON TAIL - A BIGGER SPLASH.
“Girl, if you think that wave was big, just wait until…”
10. GANG GANG DANCE - FIRST COMMUNION.
Losing your virginity is kind of like first communion. Also, the beach. Or something.
11. ABSOLUTE BODY CONTROL - MELTING AWAY.
When the polar ice caps melt, it will be difficult to fuck on the beach.
12. TOM WAITS - SEA OF LOVE.
Some people confused LOVE with SEX. Those poor bastards. That’s why this song is sad. That’s why all Tom Waits songs are sad.
13. SONIC YOUTH - THE DIAMOND SEA.
By now you should be done fucking. And you should be falling asleep to this song.
